After nearly 19 years of marriage I realised that I have been disillusioned for all of that time. The Prince that I thought I was married to has been revealed as a fraud.
This morning I decided to wash our bedding and when I took off the fitted sheet, I discovered that my Prince had been sleeping on top of a needle - without realising it.
Now there are two questions that remain unanswered -
1. How did that needle get there? (and I am guessing I might have something to do with that as I can't remember when HE last used a sewing needle) and